May 2011
There was just some progress bar when I started up my macbook and it took forever and I need to figure out what it was because I am afraid. Help.
how do you create your gifs?
I use mpeg streamclip to export part of a video as an image sequence, then import those images into layers in photoshop, make them frames, then fuck around til they look good and fit the 500kb or so limit.
If you’re looking for a tutorial I suggest: Jugstheclown’s tutorial or santanalopez’s tutorial. Messing around a lot by yourself helps too.
April 2011
That moment when you realize you don't have pants on but you're already in the car. And then you just proceed to go to the crafts store in your boxers because pants blow.
“Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.”
—Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings (via phillip-gallagher)
I just stared at the gif of Santana/Naya licking her finger for a good 4 minutes.
